Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was too stupid to realise that all my friends weren’t going to turn up."

• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• some say he was never here at all
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• kids grow up too fast
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• This was not my going away party
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• and things we're all too young to know
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• and this too is a part of it all
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Thumbs Up going down
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You take up too much space
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Human, All Too Human: Section 45
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• All he left her was alone
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• All Sun readers are stupid cunts
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Can't we all just be friends?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• up all night on DXM
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I was going to marry Marty
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was adored once too
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was too beautiful to be human
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• There Was A Friend
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Because it all burns up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• Human, all too Human
• All This and Bevin Too
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• All Shook Up
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I remember when all this was trees
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• all it cost him was a Penny
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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