• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It must have fixed itself!
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• I must have three heads
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It must have rained or something
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• They must have faces
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have no browser and I must node!
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Attention has been paid
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Dogs that have owned me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have lost my power
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I have glimpses that are novels
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Stay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses
• Andreas - We All Must Cross
• You may belch, but you must not fart, among the Arabs.
• I've been crowned the king of it
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• in case I have forgotten
• you have to be kidding
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Cats don't have brakes
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• So you don't have to
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You don't have to remember my name
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.

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