Findings:

• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Noders are Nice: A Noder Gathering to Walk for Autism
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have always been burning
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The way things have always been done
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Raising a Glass to the Fallen: An Impromptu Bay Area Noder Gathering
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I could have been one of a two
• AES may have been broken
• I have just been shot
• An Informal Noder Gathering in Ann Arbor from the Voiceless Perspective
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The Frozen Wastes of Canada and You: An E2 Ottawa noder gathering
• THE ASTONISHING NODERMEET: A London Noder Gathering
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• A midyear in Melbourne Noder Gathering
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• I may or may not have been naked
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• What have you been smoking?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The MI Memorial Day mini-meetup
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• It could have been me
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Been Dripping
• a few pathetic sentences
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Gathering Blue
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I really have to do you now
• Where the streets have no name
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Why I want to have children
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Have a kosher passover!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• They have taken enough
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I want to have known
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Stealth noder
• E2 is unfriendly to old noders
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• They had been expecting me
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• A Few Details
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Council Gathering
• Everything2 Gatherings: 2005
• She's Gotta Have It
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I should have danced with you
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far

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