Findings:

• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• They will not be named!
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There will never be another you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be televised
• There will be no more stories to read
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Marks which will never be broken
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There Will Be Blood
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be silent as I wait
• Squids will be Squids
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I will be your young sinner
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The end will be a sellout
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The revolution will not be webcast
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• If it be your will
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I will always be in the details
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I will be light
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• there will be a last
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Everything will be alright
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• You never think it will be the ducks
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Names that should never be given to important files
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Will I be given that chance?
• Who Will Be There
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• node that will be my legacy
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• On the comet there will be much pie
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• may their names be sung forever
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• all the cute guys will be there
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Someday, I will be strong
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Even the dead will not be safe

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