Originally part of a humorous sign outside a friend's pool:

"We don't swim in your toilet
so please don't pee in our pool."

This phrase has been bastardized into one of the funniest ways of dealing with other people's stupidness. Example: my bed is often mistaken for a table by some of the lower primates (aka roommates) i live with. They'll somehow mistake it for a place for them to sort their laundry or a handy place to put their coat when they get in (it's barely cold enough in Georgia to warrant having a coat in the first place, but that's another rant). When i get in, i point out the fact they're using my bed by saying something like "Matt, i don't swim in your toilet, so please don't use my bed as a table."

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