• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Where I Was
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• It was the right thing to do.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• It was the least I could do
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• November 4, 1995
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• There was a land where lived no violets
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• Where do you draw the line?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Where do you want to go today?
• Craving a smoke
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Where's the kaboom?
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• This was not my going away party
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Where do I begin?
• Do you know where your children are?
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What do you want to see happen?
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Where do babies come from?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
• Where do we go from here?
• What was left after the party
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Where Once Life Was
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Finding air where matter once was
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• All you ever did was let it happen
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Where do you consider Home?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Where the stars do drown
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• My way of showing love was consumption
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• More than he was willing to give
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• troubling but tasty
• When touch was simple
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Johnny Was
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• scarred but sexy (user)
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Alice's body art was unique
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• I didn't want to know that
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• What Would Jesus Do?

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