Findings:
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Why can't I get over her
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How To Get Over A x
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Navigating a crowd
- Getting free pizza
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Getting a free case of beer
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to NOT get towed away
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get a blow job
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- Overhead imagery of your house
- You can run, but you can't hide
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- How not to faint when you can't move
- can't get with
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- Gotta Get Over Greta
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
- How to get hit by a car
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to get around censorware
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How to get a date in France
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- How to get a date in France: 2
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How to get a date
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How babies get around
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- All Over but the Shoutin'
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Can't get you out of my head
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't get there from here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- At least things can't get any worse
- I can't get comfortable here
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- i can't hear you over the chewing
- you can't recreate what's over
- Can't we all just get along?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- How to get it
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to get rid of a cold
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
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