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I bent my wookiee
(
idea
)
by
pi
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:49:29
After
Ralph Wiggum
won the
Springfield Elementary
Diorama competition on
The Simpsons
, he was happily skipping home, until he
tripped
and fell on his
Star Wars
action figures.
He then lamented, "I bent my
Wookiee
!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Ralph Wiggum
Which Tetris block is the coolest?
Measurements based on the human body
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Wookiee
A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
me
Felch
Twin Peaks
humorous
Springfield Elementary
Star Wars
Cheesy Poofs
The Simpsons
Soy Bomb
Essential dirty jokes
diphallic terata
Mr. Sparkle
Volkswagen beetle
Chewbacca
Star Wars Epic Duels Game
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