EDITOR:
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
I'm one part kindly mentor and I'm ten parts drooling predator
I've noded for the ages and I'm now a tad respectable
My node-fu is impressive and the borg thinks I'm delectable
I'm very well acquainted, too, with many rules grammatical,
And when it comes to spelling I could well be called fanatical
It warms my heart to read a node of unabated quality
Whether it be factual or fiction or frivolity

NODERS:
Whether it be factual or fiction , etc.

EDITOR:
I prowl the nodegel tirelessly in search of nodes inferior
Not just upon the surface, but quite deep in the interior
In short, in matters "Everything" as I perhaps have said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor

NODERS:
In short, in matters "Everything" as s/he perhaps has said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor

EDITOR:
I hunt the darkest corners of the site my cilia bristling
I have no fear of what I find, indeed you'll hear me whistling
Like Bond a licenced killer, I will terminate and penalise
The weak, the lame, the scurrilous, inaccurate or plain unwise
If you infringe a copyright, no mercy will be evident
The cost in XP could, dear noders, prove to be improvident
But if, while out patrolling I should find a node sensational
I'll cool it so that it can be forever inspirational

NODERS:
S/he'll cool it so that, etc.

EDITOR:
If I view GTKY nodes with jaundice and hostility
It's simply that I recognise their ultimate futility
In short, in matters "Everything" as I no doubt have said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor

NODERS:
In short, in matters "Everything" as s/he no doubt has said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor

EDITOR:
I keep an eye on chatterbox, and scan new writeups zealously
The database is what I love, I guard its honour jealously
I try to welcome newbies and to guide their steps if faltering
To offer good suggestions if I'm asked what might need altering
I've been accused from time to time of showing some capriciousness
Perhaps you think it's personal, and I'm acting from maliciousness
Or maybe censorship's your cry, you think I act political
Have you considered that perhaps I might be hyper critical?

NODERS:
Have you considered, etc.

EDITOR:
It isn't my intention to destroy a thing that's valuable
But I too (though I'm godlike), am still human and quite fallible
But still, in matters "Everything" as I'm convinced I've said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor

NODERS:
But still, in matters "Everything" as s/he's convinced s/he's said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor

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