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• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• I just don't know when to quit.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I love it when a plan comes together
• when the time comes
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Here comes a special boy!
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Stoned music memories
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I am King
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• When the dark comes
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• When the Boat Comes In
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Myself When I am Real
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the great recorder comes
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When Push Comes To Shove
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• They don't understand my tea
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• White Boys
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When I am an old woman
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• When Saturday Comes
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Piero Manzoni
• Mystery White Boy
• Angry White Boy Polka
• When You Come
• Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• When I Was a Boy
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't understand math
• When the shit hits the fan
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• why don't you just?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• When life gives you shit
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• These are the days when birds come back
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• southern white boy (user)
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• when all the white horses have broken free
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• When the Pope says shit
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• When I am an old man
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Dorky White Girl's Guide to Gangsta Rap
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Boys Don't Cry
• When The King Comes Home
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't understand vegetarians
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Dont come near me._root (category)
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• lizards don't understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Since when am I a size 6?
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• Dont come near me (user)
• I don't give a shit
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Her hair, tangled
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People don't flail when they die
• I look better when I am wet

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