Findings:

• I've been living my life half asleep
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I've been expecting you
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've Never Been to Me
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've Been Tired
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been smoking ever since
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I've been shot!
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been trying to count the stars
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I've been a woman for too long
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I've been crowned the king of it
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• I’ve been completed
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Been feeling red all week
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been working on my homework
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• I had been hungry all the years
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• I've been waiting forever
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been dead a long time
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All good men are either gay or married
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• clean ALL the things
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The way things have always been done
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Movies that should have been books first
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• Artificial Life
• Life in Wartime Britain
• Life's Little Deconstruction Book
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• How to ruin someone's life
• Slack is a way of life
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Life's Too Good
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• The Law of Life
• The purpose of life
• Take life by the hand
• life is cheap
• My Secret Life
• Turing Machine implemented in the Game of Life
• on life and importance
• Family Life merit badge
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• My life story in fonts
• The Duration of Life
• This Boy's Life
• Symbol of Life
• A life of giving
• Day in the Life
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• What Should I Do with My Life?
• the walls and gates of common human life
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• In the house of life and death
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Real life trolling
• Found Objects: A Life In A Travelling Circus
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• No Fun At All
• abandon all hope (user)
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• All Shook Down
• All Is Vanity (user)
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• My girl is all right
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Southern All Stars
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• All About Anna
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Superman For All Seasons
• Resist all the urges
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• I am asleep
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Since U Been Gone
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• Choose life
• spontaneous creation of life on Earth
• The Four Hindu Aims of Life
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• ladder of life
• Milton Bradley's game of Life
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Life begins at 40
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• Life isn't always precious
• The meaning of life

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