• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• talking can only give you away
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• give the devil a kiss from me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• So. Central Rain
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• The muffins are talking to me
• We're all Borf in the End
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm not homophobic but...
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• We're all such products
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I'm sorry
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Before you, there was me
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I'm so sorry
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Being a dickhead
• You were always so good to me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• More than he was willing to give
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give me a cookie!
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm not in love, set me free
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• We've heard it all before
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Give me a moment, please
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Give me tonight
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• tell me all your reasons
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• All words and fingers with hearts thrown in
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Give me a break!
• I was into them after they were hip
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette

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