Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm not very cool
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so tough
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• so sorry (user)
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I'm sorry
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• And the clock waits so patiently on your song
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Not so long ago,
• So you are 14 now
• So, which one of you is the man?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So you want to be evil
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Sorry Charlie
• not very bright
• It is the very model of a modern E2 chatterbox
• A very small, and very different type of noder's meet
• A Very Long Engagement
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• wait
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Garage bands which never made it to the garage
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• Plays are made not written
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Why do we treat them so well?
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• So then she said
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• Insulting softlinks
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• sosé (user)
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• Nothing So Strange (user)
• so much to say
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• sorry
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• It's very hard to destroy the Universe
• Three-year-old boys are usually not very interesting people
• The Very Thought of You
• My very own tarpit
• True Love Can Wait
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• a dog waits in New Jersey for a plane from Afghanistan
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon

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