Findings:
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Even aan mijn moeder vragen
- Even the Queen
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm The Man
- I'm letting you go
- I'm No Angel
- I'm not Greg
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- It's late, and I'm tired
- Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- even the fool
- Even in the Quietest Moments
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- I'm No Fool
- I feel like I'm being watched
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- im not hawaiian (user)
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not a dick.
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- not even thirty
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm Proud of You
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm a little sex pot
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- I'm a
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- well im sure (user)
- I'm seeing robots
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- even steven (user)
- I'm
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I know more when I'm alone
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm not talking about
- I'm Looking Through You
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm Graduating
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- It's not love. It's not even close.
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Your Fan
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Gay; not dead!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- IMS
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm the idiot to your poetry
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- Even permutations are not odd
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Even In Death
- you can't break even
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm bored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm Not There
- I'm on a Boat
- even permutation
- Something Even Better
- Groups of even order
- even steven_root (category)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm Glad
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm game
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Exactly Where I'm At
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Even In Dreams
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- I'm not very cool
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm a luser
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm 4 JC (user)
- Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- Even my faults he adores
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
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