• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm never getting drunk again
• coding drunk
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• drunk as a lord
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• dry drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• some drunk magic
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• legally drunk
• Drunk in Manhattan
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Drunk and Beautiful
• drunk and disorderly
• I'm not very cool
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The Drunk Joke
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• drunk driving
• drunk tank
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure

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