• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• There is already a perfectly good word for this
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• drunk dialing
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• always already
• Drunk and Wondering
• Punch-Drunk Love
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
• Getting depression drunk
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• please i drunk (user)
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• already exists (user)
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm Afraid
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm looking for a friend
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I was very, very drunk
• drunk barbie (user)
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Keep guns away from drunks
• modern drunk (user)
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Things men want when they're drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• Dammit, I'm mad

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