• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• If you could see me cry
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• You could be so delicious
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I wish I could cry
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• We laugh so we won't cry
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I could drown in your eyes
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• you could break my heart
• when my father cries
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• A time to cry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm running away to Alaska
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• right so
• so desu ne
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• So that I may mutely speak
• I have lost many things, so many
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• So her hat does not blow away
• Buying a cell phone
• so st.louis (user)
• iam so happy (user)
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Gays are great, so she says
• so bad it's good
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• I could have been one of a two
• cry with joy
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Far Cry
• Why I cry when I hear
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• so be it
• So far, so good
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I wake up so energized
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• So Far From Home
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• And the clock waits so patiently on your song
• So, So, Rock-A-By So!
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• So you want to be a composer
• The best kind of bartender
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• About the things you could not show her
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I always cry at weddings
• cry it out
• A cry of a Banshee
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!

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