• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Regis Philbin
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• No place I'd rather be
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• I'd rather read a book
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Rather than trying
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• Listen up smokers!
• (listen)
• Empire Records
• Stiff Records
• HINFO record
• Pitch A Tent Records
• Good Looking Records
• Ambush Records
• Princeton Record Exchange
• Hopeless Records
• Sympathy for the Record Industry
• Record Time
• Nettwerk Records
• Smarter than a brick?
• I can do much better than this
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• What Everything does better than anything else
• than vs. from
• more than ashes
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• When reality makes less sense than fantasy
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
• New Rolex watch (user)
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Weezer's Summer Songs of 2000
• state ID
• I knew I'd know you someday
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• If only men would listen!
• Tap and sigh upon the glass and listen for reply
• Twisted Records
• Mercury Records
• NPG Records
• Guinness Book of World Records
• Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores
• Cacophonic Records
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Secretly Canadian Records
• Public Record Office
• record producer
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Heavier Than Heaven
• more dogs than bones
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Watch your speed
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Antique railroad pocket watches
• Man Rolex watch (user)
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I'd
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It's nothing to listen to, just some memories
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Record company
• PTR record
• NULL record
• Used record store
• phonograph record
• Record Your Albums
• Vagrant Records
• freediving world records
• A proposal for a system to replace phonograph record merchandising
• Record Cleaner
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• How to get more change than you deserve
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• A Language Older Than Words
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• more moxie than brains
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• better than the best
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• digital watch
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Hold out a handful of dirt and watch it fall
• Nelsonic game watches
• Corporate ID Cards
• IDS
• How can people listen to that crap?
• I Listen
• Chess Records
• Capitol Records
• record collection
• bibliographic record
• First instance of vinyl scratching in recorded music
• Steal this Record
• Soul Fire Records
• Record of a Living Being
• Propellerhead Record
• Now more than ever
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Hotter than Hell's hinges
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Are some species more important than others?
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• easier done than said
• Much More than a Soup!
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• I watched the dead rise in swirls of red
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Pre owned Rolex watch (user)
• The Complete Book of Watches
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Rhino Records
• MD record
• Real World Records
• Akashic Records
• The Artist - Record Company Relationship
• Daemon Records
• Mammoth Records
• IRS Records
• Playing a phonograph record
• Men make more money than women
• Stranger Than Fiction
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• The impending nickname shortage
• The Chord Is Mightier than the Sword
• Your Latin is stronger than mine
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

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