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• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• This essay was due a year ago
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Even Years Ago
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Big ridiculous title for the definitive E2 gathering to usher in the New Year!®
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• All Those Years Ago
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Twenty years ago
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Remembering all those years ago
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• We are the same age but years apart
• When I was ten years old
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• At least he was gentle
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• It was the least I could do
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Two Years Before the Masters
• That Was The Year That Was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Last year was always better
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I wish I was a half of a two
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Two Years Before the Mast
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• /but what was the question?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• At Least It Was Here
• The least popular movies of the last fifteen years
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• original titles of famous books
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Covid after two years
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• AGO
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• God died a long time ago
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• I guess I've been in this VHS tape for thirty years.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others

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