Findings:
- Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
- People with programming languages named after them
- parallel programming languages
- programming language
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Parallel Programming Languages: Low Level Abstraction
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- Shakespeare Programming Language
- How to give yourself a manicure
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to pierce yourself
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Norwegian Pronunciation Guide
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- The futility of teaching yourself a language
- The C Programming Language
- Why Pascal Is Not My Favorite Programming Language
- How to shoot a rubber band
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
- dynamic programming language
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- The C++ Programming Language
- how to shoot a bow
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Fictitious programming language
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- God's Own Programming Language
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- The Programming Languages Genealogy Project
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- World's most narrowly useful programming language
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- Comparison of programming language types
- Semantics of programming languages
- How to set yourself on fire
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
- World's most flexible programming language
- The C++ Programming Language Freakshow
- How to shoot a rock band
- Curly brace family of programming languages
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How to Surrender
- How to pull a pint
- How To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
- How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- Nausea cure
- Crossing one eye
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How to fall
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- How People Became People
- Eat any good books lately?
- How to Behave in the Veterinarian's Office
- Gym equipment
- How we were, before you were
- How to write an emulator
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- MC 900 Foot Jesus
- How To Cook Meat
- The wheel's an extension of the foot
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- That funny nerve feeling in my foot
- How To Make A Burrito
- Guy's guide to pressure point foot massage
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- The man with four stumps and a foot fetish
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Host a Murder
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- how to grow a peanut plant
- How to roll a phat blunt
- The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
- How to live forever (step 2)
- language construct
- How to solve a Rubik's Cube
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- language lawyer
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How to survive in retail
- Language is a virus from outer space
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Scandinavian languages
- Life and How to Live It
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- Star Language
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- quasi-functional language
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Heraclitus and language
- How to save a fontified buffer as HTML in Emacs
- Language recognition and generation in Prolog
- How to rebuild a friendship in three not-so-easy steps
- Pitch accent in the Japanese language
- Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
- Are images defined through their visual language?
- How to exit vi
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- programming fluid
- How to survive a long-distance relationship
- NES programming
- How to play E2
- Professional PHP Programming
- Navigating a crowd
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- How to eat an Oreo cookie
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- How to draw a turkey
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- How to make padded swords
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 5.1 'let' and 'let*'
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 14 Nondeterminism
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- misunderstood to the point of misunderstanding yourself
- Unclogging a bathtub
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Defending yourself with a hardcover book
- Safely discharging a CRT
- Hang On To Yourself
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- quiet the urge to compare yourself to others
- How video game art is created
- how to hack
- how to act
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to tap a phone
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to declare someone dead
- How to Know God
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How to prepare garlic
- how to make a roasting bag
- How the scientists discovered magic
- Washing the interior windshield of a car
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to speak to foreigners
- How to have an out of body experience
- How a pizza gets made
- How to burn a lot of paper
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