Findings:

• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He's been places they have not.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• Two virgins about to have sex
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• he would have laughed
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Ask me about Loom
• she, he, and me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sex in a small car
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have no power over me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• They asked me to write a letter
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Things video games have taught me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• you have me at a disadvantage
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He taught me how to smoke
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Animals people have sex with
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Sex with a chicken
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Have One On Me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You have your own places to go.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• tell me what you have in your heart
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• He did very little harm
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• He brings me books like flowers
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he calls me girly (user)
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• he calls me monster
• he that is not with me is against me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He Hate Me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dogs that have owned me
• let me ask (user)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Baptist jokes
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Could you have danced with me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It could have been me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Ask Me Anything
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• he would have cried
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• What have you done for me lately?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• How to have lesbian sex

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