• A business card left for my daughter, the waitress
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Celebrity Business Card
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Questions I have had today
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• if you have had your midnights
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have had enough of Survivor
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• The best teacher I ever had
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• institutions have lives of their own
• business card
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Mind your own business
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• We have had enough of your beige
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Dogs that have owned me
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Honda Civic 'To Each Their Own' Campaign
• This Business of Art
• business ethics
• Business park
• House of cards
• CardCaptor Sakura
• security card shuffle
• cue card
• DOS Compatibility Card
• Idiot Card
• 1000 Blank Cards
• Orange Card
• SEVEN CARD STUD POKER (user)
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I have bad taste in music
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• Could I Have Been?
• People want what they cannot have
• Stoned music memories
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Have Blue
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Gari
• I feel lost in my own head
• Papermaking
• God's Own Medicine
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Becoming your own tribute band
• resume own navigation
• I forget my own orbit
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• New Business
• Business Casual
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• speed card game
• credit card receipts
• card captor
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• The Settlers of Catan Card Game
• Ever felt that?
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Allah Had No Son
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• poems I had to do for a school project
• She's Gotta Have It
• You do not have a right to not be offended

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