• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Newbie's Guide to Really Bad Chess
• You have your work cut out for you
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Paper Cuts (user)
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA (user)
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What to do if you have bad credit
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The best teacher I ever had
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have a bad feeling about this
• REALLY BAD RASH (user)
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• A reason to drink
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The greatest paper ever written
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• paper cut
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have bad taste in music
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I had a really good time tonight
• We have had enough of your beige
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Really Bad Compression
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Scissors Cut Paper Wrap Stone
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sudanese Volunteer Project
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Questions I have had today
• I really have to do you now
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• if you have had your midnights
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
• Green tea is really apple and pear juice
• Bad Quality
• Tiny cranes, really tiny cranes
• I'm the Bad Guy
• bad high school poetry
• Yer So Bad
• badds (user)
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs
• bad medicine
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• cut
• cut your losses
• Why fresh cut apples turn brown
• cut off
• Cut the Rope
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Ever Onward
• evers (user)
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• If I had a penis
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Celebrities I have served
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• How to "Have People"
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Tools everyone should have
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Advice I have been given about girls
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Blood, paper and raw fear
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• acid-free paper
• Paper Pills
• Paper prototype
• Paper CD Cases
• Illuminati Papers
• Really
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• If you really loved me

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