• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• So my dreams are more than real
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• You were always so good to me
• Was it ever there?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was doing so well.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• We're trying to have a baby
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If the real world were like the internet
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• a dream you did not have
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The best teacher I ever had
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• you were so cute
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I have had enough of Survivor
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The night was alive, and so was I
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Questions I have had today
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I was once young and had a home
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The real reason gas is so expensive
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• So you don't have to
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Same as it Ever Was
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• You've never had it so good
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I was into them after they were hip
• i had a dream about the future
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• oh ever so slowly
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• All you ever dream
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Never Had It So Good

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