Findings:

• When I was your age
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• When I was young
• When I Was a Boy
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Time flies when you're having fun
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• Happy Birthday
• I hope you're fucking happy
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• When I was five
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When she was bad
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I Was A Baby
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When I Was a Babe
• When's your birthday?
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• it was my birthday
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Happy When It Rains
• Happy Birthday to You
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was ten years old
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was 9
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When our word was iron
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're home alone
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're a geek when...
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I met a man twice my age
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Same birthday as me
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Keep These E2 Titles The Same
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• When I first met you
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• When you met me, when I met you
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Same as it Ever Was
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When Harry Met Sally
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was a Lad
• November 4, 1995
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• When I Was Cruel
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I remember when all this was trees
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• We are the same age but years apart

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