whose numerous defects
are not only accepted, but expected, because the food is dirt cheap
. Everything in this type of establishment is bathed in grease
- the food, the dishes, the decor, the staff. Food is prepared in one of two ways: fried
or deep fried
. The service sucks, the coffee is thick
, and complimentary health code violations
are included with each purchase.
There are four main reasons to eat at a greasy spoon:
- You are drunk.
- You are a masochist.
- It is the only restaurant in this one horse town.
- That stuff growing in your own kitchen is far more dangerous.
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