A Good Ol' Boy (this is the proper spelling) is a man involved in the Good Ol' Boy System (hereinafter GOBS) in the Southern United States. In order to qualify as a member of GOBS, you must meet the following requirements:

GOB activities have ranged from rigging elections to embezzling public money. They do all this in the name of their cause, or their race. The see the end as total justification of their means. Usually heard saying, "Boy, you don't look like you're from around here."

Having grown up in southern Arkansas, and having attended college at the University of Arkansas, I feel that I am able to be rather authoritative on this.

See also: velcro gloves, redneck, yuppie rednecks, incest, and Plant your $1000 seed of faith

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