How a typical newspaper headline
might read if I were in charge of reality
Several months after I filled this nodeshell, I was thinking of the wave of unsolicited sales phone calls we've been receiving at home recently, and decided that the judicious use of this phrase might act as a deterrent toward further annoyances:
Salesperson: "...and so you see Mr. Quizro, switching over to AT&T now would represent tremendous savings."
Me: "Interesting. Will giant robots engage in radar sex?"
Me: "Giant robots. Under this plan you describe, will giant robots engage in radar sex?"
Salesperson: "Um...I don't..."
Me: "On the moon! Giant robots engage in radar sex on the moon! What about that?"
Salesperson: "I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Hmm. I see. I'm afraid I'm not interested, then. Good night."