It's a tough job being the Grim Reaper. It's not just the long hours, the tedium and let's face it, the manual labor it's also the deadly dull dress code. A big black cloak with a hood. And he's not even allowed to spiff it up.

    A short tangent:
    Victim: What's that on your cloak?
    Death: FLAIR. WE NOW HAVE TO WEAR AT LEAST 17 PIECES OF FLAIR. IT'S PART OF A NEW MORALE CAMPAIGN.
    Victim: I see. The Deadhead pins are a nice touch.
    Death: THANK YOU.
// end tangent

Anyway, when Death steps out on the town he likes to have a little style. His clubbing attire:

... the giant flaming pants of death!

This node in response to a nodeshell challenge. Even though technically this wasn't a nodeshell, it needed some help.


1 When he steps out, he's gonna do you in. With apologies to ZZ Top
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