An ancient form of martial art, Glasgow is famous for its practitioners of the art form.

Masters of this art form can dispense head-butts at will. They are also experts in the use of the broken bottle.

The traditional greeting and invitation to participate in this noble and ancient art is the question
"Does your mother sow?"
Or
"Who do you support?"
To the non-initiate the best reply to the first question is to run very quickly away, an affirmative answer will result in the interrogator mentioning that you mother might like to sow the following, upon which you will receive a Glaswegian kiss. The best answer to the second question is "Hee Bees". This might even have to effect of disarming the opponent with laughter.

The best defense tactic against Fuh Kyu is not to be English and if you are in Glasgow, repeat after me "I follow the Hee Bees".

This is a line taken from Mike Myers in the film, So I Married an Axemurderer. There is a line when he is talking to his girlfriend about martial arts, and he states:

'Scotland has its own form of martial arts. It's called fuh-kyu. It mainly consists of headbutting and kicking a man when he's down.'

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