An ancient form of martial art,
Glasgow is famous for its practitioners of the art form.
Masters of this art form can dispense
head-butts at will. They are also experts in the
use of the broken bottle.
The traditional greeting and invitation to
participate in this noble and ancient art is the
question
"Does your mother sow?"
Or
"Who do you support?"
To the non-initiate the best reply
to the first question
is to run very quickly away,
an affirmative answer will result
in the interrogator mentioning
that you mother might like to sow the following, upon which
you will receive a Glaswegian kiss.
The best answer to the second question
is "Hee Bees". This might even have to effect of
disarming the opponent with laughter.
The best defense tactic against Fuh Kyu
is not to be English and if you are in Glasgow,
repeat after me "I follow the Hee Bees".