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Shaymus is older than I thought he was
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
he was a punk poet himself
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He flops over and bonks his head
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He Was a Crook
All he left her was alone
he listened so well, he was still curious.
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
making certain he was touching her
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
At least he was gentle
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He weaves his words
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
HE HIMSELF (user)
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
He held my hand - once
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
He made a way to his anger
He Was Only Joking
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
he is too shy to write his tale
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
I married him because he was not mean
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
It was 1992. He smiled.
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
Lions are cats, he reminded himself
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
She was coming out as he was going in.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
some say he was never here at all
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He was hard in all the wrong places
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
That's Just How He Was
He was found
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He just left his body
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
More than he was willing to give
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
he held secret conversations with statues
"Shut up," he explained
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He and She
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
He says the most beautiful things
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
He never looked back
Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
He Hate Me
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
For my father, in the event he finds me
It's just the way that he walks
He and she are one
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
He Who Is Death
He (user)
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
And we killed him and he's dead.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He who controls the past controls the future
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
What He Suffered
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
He died on a Sunday morning
H.E. Roscoe
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He not busy being born is busy dying
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
mad he (user)
Our God, He Is Alive
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He would shrink into the sky if he could
He is so heavy when he whispers
He gave her a daisy
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He's not heavy, he's just lame
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
In your guts you know he's nuts
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
So, he's leaving
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
Xiao Sha Lao He!
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He says she says
He makes me feel alone just by being there
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
If he's late, you can always start without him
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel

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