Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Father Riley. Priest. Exorcist. Grouchy old guy. Currently enjoying Shemyaza's hospitality in what is either a hostage situation or witness protection: I haven't figured out which."

• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Either/Or
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• Swimming pool injury
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• You're either with us or you're against us
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• All good men are either gay or married
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• the produce guy or the angel?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• out with the old and in with the new
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• I figured it all out
• Witness Protection Program
• You are old, Father William
• In which Jocasta keeps dropping out of the eaves
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• Old Father Eternity
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I figured out Faith
• father figure
• Figure It Out
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• figure out
• my father, the crooked old animal, wounded, fur scruffy; keeps on giving
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Our Fathers of Old
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Ring out the old, ring in the new
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• I currently am overloaded with shortcomings and wanting for victories.
• Either
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• As if either one of us were happy
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• before either of us had to turn away
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• enjoying summer vacations
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• Totally Naked Toronto Men Enjoying Nudity
• BDSM and the Art of Enjoying Your Root Canal
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Exorcist
• Exorcist
• The Exorcist III
• exorcist syndrome
• The Exorcist II: The Heretic
• Exorcist: The Beginning
• The Demon and the Exorcist
• father
• In The Name of the Father
• Luke, I am your father
• A letter to my father
• The one my father never met
• Saint Jean de Brébeuf
• Father Guido Sarducci
• You, My Father
• Father's Day
• Father Lucifer
• Ethics of the Fathers
• Father and Son
• The Corps is Mother, The Corps is Father
• Land of my Fathers
• when my father cries
• Father Mulcahy Syndrome
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• My father, the King of ego-deflation
• Memory of my father
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• God the Father
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Eternal Father
• Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
• Fathers of Confederation
• desert fathers
• A New Student and Her Father
• Good Luck Father Ted
• The Father Christmas Letters
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• Entertaining Father Stone
• My Father's Dragon
• Portrait of My Father as a Young Man
• A Hymn to God the Father
• The time my father caught me having sex
• A letter to my deceased father
• just like my father
• Smoking dope with my father
• Father Christmas
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Witnesses
• When Father Rode the Goat
• Parenting Papas Unusual Animal Fathers
• Our Father's Father
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
• Father Malloy
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Father and Daughter
• Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
• Dancing with my father
• Holy Father
• My Father My King
• Father, Hear the Prayer we Offer
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• I am my father's daughter
• Father Dok (user)
• Seeing my future on the face of my father
• father of the church
• Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Father Time
• I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father
• Father Knows Best
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• You would make a wonderful father
• Father Abraham's Sermon

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