Evangelical user of Microsoft's Disk Operating System. Fiercely defends the command-line interface, and says that "anything that makes you use things named after rabid rodents is crap."

Engages in terrible flame wars with Windows and Mac users, saying that "all Windows-only software isn't worth using" and "If Apple had made the Mac OS command-line, they wouldn't have a market share of only 5 percent."

Also hates Unix and Linux, because "Nobody makes Unix software, and you need special, $10,000 computers to use it."

Many have "Bad Command Or File Name" tattooed on their butts.

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