My
grandfather told me this....
The
sun is in the
sky
and the
water is on the
Earth,
and the
light of the sun shines down on the
face of the Earth,
and it shines on the
plants,
and it shines on the water,
and it turns the water into
clouds,
and the clouds turn into
rain,
and the rain falls on the plants,
and the sunshine and the rain,
they make the plants grow.
And the
beasts come along,
and they
eat the plants,
and they
drink the water,
and the beasts grow, and the beasts
shit,
they shit on the plants, and the shit feeds the plants,
and then the plants are made of the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and then the beasts come along again,
and the beasts eat more plants,
and then the beasts are made of the water and the sunshine and the shit.
And then
man comes along and man eats the plants,
and man eats the beasts,
and then man is made of the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and man makes
everything else in the world,
and so everything comes from the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and when the beasts shit on the
ground, other beasts
walk through it,
and man walks through it,
and so everywhere that man or beast walks they leave a thin
layer of shit over the Earth,
and some men walk up the
steps and some men
sit on those steps,
and some men sit on the ground, and wherever they sit they get the shit,
and so all the
chairs and the
benches and the
stumps and the
rocks are covered in a thin layer of shit,
and eventually everything we
touch is covered in shit,
but that's
fine anyway because we're all made of water and sunshine and shit.