Findings:

• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• When I went back in time to kill you
• God died a long time ago
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• fool every time every day i
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• High Time to Kill
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• God Loves, Man Kills
• every time i breathe
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• Kill time before it kills you
• A Time to Kill
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I think of you every time I cry
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Prayer to Every God
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• God Time
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• It's all in God's time
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Time and God
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• Time and the Gods
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• every
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• every other
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every good band decibels furiously
• Every woman's fantasy
• Every Breath You Take
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I measure every Grief I meet
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Every film needs a ninja
• each and every
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Two Sides To Every Story
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• There's one born again every minute
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Pea soup every Thursday
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• two sides to every mirror
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every Day an Asshole
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• you fall or fly every second
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• EGBDF
• Every city is full of secret places
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Every minute dies a man
• Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Behind Every Villain
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• A Sniper in Every Minaret
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• Every Sperm Is Sacred
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• Every Extend
• for I mean every word (document)
• I look for your face in every crowd
• Every angel is terrible
• Every note whispers your name
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• We had every gentle sound
• In Every Shade She’s Eggs
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Forlorn, I waited for sanity
• every thing
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• 8 1/2 every 4-6 (user)
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• ban every new user (user)
• Two spoons for every sundae
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• why i smoke weed every day
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• You every era anachronism, soft-shoeing to pantomime beats

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