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EGerbil
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Electronics, computing, gaming, being sneaky, being cynical
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It's very hard to destroy the Universe
. That doesn't mean we should stop trying.
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12 ways to ruin a Club
Almond and cassia shortcake with strawberries simmered in Crème de Fraise (thing)
Amusing comments in source code
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
British Schools
Chav
Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
Complicated
Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
deCSS
Distance on Mars (idea)
double exposure
Driving in Europe: A guide for Yanks
Duct tape
electrowetting
Everything Data Pages
Everything XML
Feature request for Universe 2.0
Gaff tape
Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
Highway Tales
How to destroy the Earth
How to get rid of a tailgater
How to hide your hard disk porn stash
How to install Linux on a dead badger (idea)
How to make whine
How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
How to rebuild a lot of Windows boxes
How to ride long distances in a car
How to ruin a roleplaying game
How to run a roleplaying game
How to steal a street sign
How to survive against zombies
how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
I'm so sorry my brain works that way
Illegal prime number
It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
It's very hard to destroy the Universe
June 13, 2005
Keeping your data from the FBI
Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
Litany Against Beer
Lucid dream
Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
Procrastination Singularity
Quantum Leap (idea)
RFC 1149
Right to arm bears
rock paper scissors spock lizard
Roses in glass tubes at gas stations
Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
Skinner box
So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
Some stuff you physically can NOT do
Spheres of Engineering
Starting a traffic jam
stressed
Swear words from science fiction
The Battle of Tempest IV: Tango Base, Day 0
The Bear FAQ
The Chewbacca Defense
The Convenience Store FAQ
The gravity shortage
the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
The most Disappointing Joke Ever
The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
The practical use of Pig Latin
The Techie Gospel
Things Techies should know about Brand Names
This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
troubleshooting electronic systems
Twin Paradox
Ultimate Bazooka of Thermonuclear Apocalypse
Universal destructor
Unwritten rules for driving
Using the closest available aerosol product as bug spray
WD-40 (idea)
Welcome to Everything
Why birds fly in "V" formation (idea)
Why programmers don't comment their code
Windows policy keys
Wombats in light speed experiments
You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
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