Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dude, you shot a lady and then dragged her dad through a haunted-house carnival ride. This is not as deep as you think."

• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I Knew Her Through a Window
• Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
• Lady writing a Letter with Her Maid
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I think I've forgiven her
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Sometimes at night I ride the trains, and this is what I think
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Meant For Her
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• If you could see her through my eyes
• Lady Daibu And Her Lover
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I don't think of her
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• dragged through a hedge backwards
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• Notting Hill Carnival
• Carnival
• Robot Carnival
• Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
• Winter Carnival
• Carnival of the Animals
• candid carnival (user)
• The Carnivorous Carnival
• World Cup Carnival
• Carnival Booth Algorithm
• Carnival of the Clowns
• The night before the carnival opens
• Properly tossing quarters onto glass plates at carnivals
• carnival (user)
• Fate's Carnival
• Somerset carnival
• The Carnival of Venice
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• deep hack mode
• Deep Blue
• Deep Thought
• Deep Impact
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• deep-fried pizza
• Deep Throat
• deep crack
• deep-fried Mars bar
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• deep-fried creme egg
• Deep Purple
• Deep Listening Band
• deep breathing
• Dig deep
• deep magic
• Coming out of deep hack mode
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 1
• deep time
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 2
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 3
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 4
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 5
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes - Season 6
• deep thought (user)
• You Run Deep in Me
• Deep sea creature
• Deep sea jelly
• Deep Fried Roses
• Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
• I will howl in a deep lagoon
• Preternaturally deep voice
• Deep Dish
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Deep Questions
• Deep Basing
• Deep water Soloing
• Beauty is only skin deep
• In deep shit
• Deep 13
• the deep end? what's that?
• deep-fried ice cream
• deep theorem
• Deep Space 1
• deep fried computers
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
• Deep Blue Music
• deep transverse perinei
• Garry Kasparov vs Deep Blue
• Deep Cove
• Deep Down
• Strange, deep seated sadness
• deep cycle battery
• Deep Kick
• Deep ASCII
• X-Com: Terror from the Deep
• Comb-topped beak-bearing deep-fried chicken head
• deep house

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