Back when I was a young lass at Stanford, we sang this little parody of the Cal Berkeley fight song:

The dirty golden bear
is losing all his hair
his teeth are out, he's got the gout
he knows not what it's all about
his eyes are made of glass
he's losing all his class
so take the dirty golden bear and shove him up your HMMMMM.

Further verses go on to insult the Golden Bear's

In the interests of fairness, I also present a parody of a Stanford fight song, Sons of the Wealthy Few.

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