<Darth Everything> I feel the anger rising within you
<Pedestrian> What? ... Who me?
<Darth Everything> You have the force of the nodes within you
<Pedestrian> .. nods with eyebrows raised .. Have you got the right guy buddy?
<Darth Everything> Embrace the anger for it is your salvation. Join me and together we can rule the nodes.
<Pedestrian> backs off ... Nodes? What the fuck are nodes? And what the hell are those post it notes all over you man?
<Darth Everything> looks at the post it notes all over his body ... These are the nodes handed to me by my father and by my father's father. Feel the nodes..long important breath ...
<Pedestrian> Oh man, you're looped. You've flipped it.
<Darth Everything>It is futile to resist. The anger wells inside you and soon you will node for the darkside. Pulls out his Autonoder ...
<Pedestrian> in an angry tone ... Get the fuck away from me you froot-loop! I don't want none of your stinking nodes or whatever the hell they are!
<Darth Everything>I see I will have to teach you the power of the force through my autonoder...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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