Needless to say, Cthulhu's antics
have not gone unnoticed. Not to be outdone by his upstart son
, never mind the slimy ancients
has begun making plans for his election campaign. As leader of the Elder Gods party he promises to guide human evolution
and protect primitive humanity
from the Old Ones
, especially the despicable Mythos Party.
It was also revealed, when pointed out that, like his son, he also has no partner, that he "had his eye on" Nammu, the sumerian mother goddess. "She's getting on a bit, but I think she's still got it," says Yog. When asked to comment, Nammu just roared "Za-A-Kam Me-Lam-Ma-Bi-Du Ki-Bal-A Su-Sa!"
Whether anyone will actually vote for either of these parties is yet to be seen, but here's hoping Cthulhu won't win, the silly tart.