• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Someone please kill me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please help me!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please, Call me Honky
• please let me in (user)
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Please Please Me
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Can you show me?
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A very mean bar trick
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Nothing can stop me now
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• You can see right through me
• Give me a moment, please
• Though you can tell me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Please Don't Bury Me
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Please stop annoying me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Teach me to dream
• Please please please let me get what I want
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Only Jesus can judge me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• please forgive me (user)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Please Kill Me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Catch Me If You Can
• Can You Take Me Back
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Can Count on Me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• listen()
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• let me speak (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• Can things really change?
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• Can hook
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• To tHe Can (user)
• Trouble me
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Norwegian Postage Stamps
• September has such a feeling
• Pleased
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Please Go
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• You can't make someone love you
• I can only speak for myself
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• How to pack someone out of your life
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
• Can you keep a secret?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.3 Iteration
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15 Engines
• Can you spare some change?
• Sams' Teach Yourself C in 24 hours
• I Shaved My Scrotum With a Soup Can Lid III: The Revenge
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• Current technology can give us super powers
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Can We Talk About This?
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Where organized religion lost me
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me another lie
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• inhuman me (user)
• That one makes me scream, she said
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Something to remember me by
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You were always so good to me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• =Yo N ode me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

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