It always seems like my mom has a new friend who is collecting these things. They're a little weird since they have a whole catalogue of stuff that you can get for next to nothing if you buy enough instant mashed potatoes or Hamburger Helper.

Eventually, middle class, good-housekeeping reading, soap-opera watching homemakers will get enough points to purchase a gigantic Betty-Crocker arsenal and will destroy us all...

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