Findings:

• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• This will go down on your permanent record
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Sewn up by frost
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• we can give up, but the world never will
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Go up against
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Go By
• never judge a by a reading
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Days go by
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I will go furious, you know
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• when you go, i will go
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Go by hand
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• Watching the world go by
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Judging women by their books
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Judge a book by its cover
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• As Tears Go By
• Looking up a word by its definition
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• You Will Go to the Moon
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Letting yourself go
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Go fuck yourself
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• will you take me with you when you go?
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• Decide to clean yourself up
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Give yourself up
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
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