Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Anyone who tells me that I am a member of a slacker generation can go fuck themselves"

• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Though you can tell me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I am the god of fuck!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Can you hear me flailing
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Who am I?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Can You Take Me Back
• you never can tell with bees
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• You never can tell
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• You can see right through me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How to tell she's good looking
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• can you get enough of me?
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Society made me what I am
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• who am i (user)
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Nothing can stop me now
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• You Can Count on Me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Catch Me If You Can
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You can tell a Marine
• old books can tell more than one story
• The Library Book
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The man who can fix anything
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Only Nixon can go to China
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Who am I
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• who am I? (user)
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Who am us, anyway?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• Who I Am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• i just want to know who i am
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Being a dickhead
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• You can never go home again
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time

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