• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Mind without body
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Just to see what it would be like
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I never thought it would be like this
• What it's like to be in love
• I like the way he reads poetry
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Half-sour pickle
• He's High Again
• What is it like to be a bat?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• eternity would be boring
• Would you like to know more?
• The best kind of bartender
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• And then it starts again.
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• The Ten Commandments revised
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• He has redefined me, again and again
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• If you would like to contact DMan
• What it's like to be skinny
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he smokes like a cello plays
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• What life after death will really be like
• That I Would Be Good
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Much like what music wants to be
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Would you like fries with that?
• I would like to have emotions
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Hot pursuit
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Would you like a doughnut?
• it would be hilarious if only
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Live Era '87-'93
• he likes to watch you walk
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Surely he would remember this
• I know what it's like to be dead
• A whimper would be fine
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• as if he didn't exist
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• what would you like?

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