Findings:

• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The next life will be better
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• There will be time
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be in my trailer!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• Someday, I will be strong
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Will I cease to be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If it be your will
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Rebeca Martinez
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything will be alright
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• I will be light
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Marks which will never be broken
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• The revolution will not be webcast
• What can be better than that?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• They will not be named!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• There will be no more stories to read
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will be good when I am leader
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• The television will not be revolutionized
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will always be weird inside
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The end will be a sellout
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• all the cute guys will be there
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I must die or be better
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The Revolution will be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• It is better to be thought a fool
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Even the dead will not be safe

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