Findings:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- I never know what to do with my hands
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Do I stay or run away?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Do It or Die
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- You, standing
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
- Right handed, or left handed?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- nature never stops
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- Chains (user)
- Old Ball and Chain
- chain reaction
- Cartoon food chain
- wallet chain
- Alice in Chains
- chain letter
- chain mail
- Hawaiian Island Chain
- word chain
- Markov chain
- Chicks in Chain Mail
- Chain letter email
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- polymerase chain reaction
- nuclear chain reaction
- Chain Murder Mystery
- The Jesus and Mary Chain
- An Irony of Chain
- Electron Transport Chain
- Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
- Chain gang
- Chain windshield washing
- infinite divisor chain
- chain punch
- Semeiotic Chain Mail
- ball chain
- fire spinning chains
- decay chain
- Russian Chain Letter
- Great Chain of Being
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- pawn chain
- chain link
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- Chain to grave with wild roses
- tire chains
- Eulerian chain
- chain store
- chain check
- chain of command
- chains
- Back on the Chain Gang
- Chain Bridge
- Chains of Love
- Daisy chain
- To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
- proton-proton chain
- White Lightning Chain Lube
- Jacob Marley's Chain
- sociable chain
- watch, chain, and seals
- supply chain
- Block chain
- Chain tie
- Crotch chain
- Safety chain
- Cleaning chain reaction
- Chained By Epiphany (user)
- the vertex of an enormous branching chain of debauchery
- God of War: Chains of Olympus
- rattling chains
- Royal Victoria Chain
- Hickory chain
- Monte Carlo Markov chain
- carbon chain
- Magic: The Gathering: Shattered Chains
- The Easy Chain
- Chained Girls
- Don't yank my chain
- These chains grow stronger every year
- Domino Chain of Convenient Bisexuality
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- the mind, the chains, the treason
- Dice Chain
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