Tying a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue is a great way to
show off your incredible tongue skills. Needless to say, people with skilled tongues
are better kissers, better in bed, better at.. well, at all of the many uses for the tongue.
So without further ado, here is my method for tying a cherry stem in a knot
with your tongue:
- Bend the stem in your mouth where it folds over, like this:
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- Press the lower end of the stem to the roof of your mouth with the
back of your tongue (so it can't roll) and use the tip of your tongue
to fold the other end of the stem under, toward the loop.
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- Keep the back part pressed to the roof of your mouth with your tongue,
brace the loop with your teeth, and use the tip of your tongue to push
the free end through the loop.
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- Once then nub of the free end is through the loop, grip it with your teeth
and use your tongue / lips to pull the knot tight.
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You're on your own after this. I usually spit it out on my plate or napkin
when nobody's looking. You may be inclined to pull it out with your fingers,
but that will make people think that there was some trickery involved, not
pure tongue skill.
- Tie a cherry stem in a knot with your fingers.
- Slip it into your mouth
when nobody is looking. Don't swallow it.
- Get everyone's attention, and
- Put an untied cherry stem into your mouth.
- Churn your mouth around, like you're really working on something, then
- Remove the previously-tied cherry stem. You can swallow the untied one
if you don't want to get busted, or slip it out when you're done signing
autographs and getting phone numbers from hot members of the opposite sex
who are insanely attracted to you..