user since
Sat Sep 30 2000 at 09:09:37 (17.7 years ago )
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Sun Nov 15 2015 at 04:32:36 (2.6 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
strutting my sleazy nodes up and down the dingy side-links of everything's red light district for every crumb of XP i can get
i'm not worthy
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Work for eucatastrophe in our time. Peace in our time will follow.
most recent writeup
Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
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baptized in everything on 9/30/00. fell in love.
Currently live in a cozy home with 1 bedroom, kitchen/living room, and 1 bath, made of a cement-hard mixture of sand and saliva (the saliva was mine, but since I'm not very handy, I had to have the work done by contractors). Recently discovered that although my parents are, to all appearances, normal humans, I'm almost certainly a goblin. For clarity's sake:
goblin : n. an ugly or grotesque sprite that is mischievous and sometimes evil and malicious. (Webster's ninth new collegiate dictionary)

I don't know if I was found, formally adopted, or if I'm simply a random mutation. My folks treat me as their own flesh-and-blood, and since I can pass for human, I suspect random mutation. I'm kinda scared to examine the whole issue too closely, though.
A side note on my user name. Wanted to come up with a user name really quick because I quickly saw that everything was my kind of game. Came up with whereami because it is the way I feel a lot of the time and it stuck in my head as the name of an effect (essentially a magick spell) in the player's guide for mage the ascension, a rpg. I don't actually play these things but I love to read the player's guides & c, which probably makes me more nerdy than the people who actually play them. My second choice would have been dontcme, another fictional effect with a cool name.

"Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory." --Albus? Aldous? Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Notes to self:
mojo hand completely unacceptable nodeshell
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Timeline of the Proxima Shared Universe
How to Format Poems and Simple HTML
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when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
Underground Tokyo (overview)
Alias Mother Jonez
the node that tried too hard to be loved
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