Monster Cookies

Ingredients

12 eggs
2 lbs (1 bag) brown sugar
4 C white sugar
1 lb (4 sticks) of REAL butter
1 tbsp vanilla
1 tbsp white corn syrup
8 tbsp baking soda
3 lbs peanut butter (the chunkier, the better)
2 bags 12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 lb. M&Ms
18 cups dry "quick" oatmeal (translation: don't cook)

yes, you read this right - there's a LOT of dough and the cookies are REALLY sweet

In a VERY large bowl, mix ingredients in above order. Drop by ice-cream scoop onto a greased cookie sheet. Make 6-8 cookies at a time - they taste better if they're big. Bake at 350 degrees for 12-14 minutes.

If you want a smaller recipe (makes about 15 BIG cookies), use:

3 eggs
1 1/4 C brown sugar
1 C white sugar
1/4 lb. butter
3/4 tbsp vanilla
3/4 tbsp white corn syrup
2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 C peanut butter
6 oz semi-sweet chips
5 1/2 oz M&Ms
4 1/2 C dry quick oatmeal

This is saner - and cheaper!